The Federal Republic of Allied States of Osea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vincent Harling with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.702 billion Oseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osean economy, worth 421 trillion Osean Zollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 155,891 Osean Zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, all you have to do is pray to get into Allied States of Osea, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied States of Osea's national animal is the Northern Timberwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Allied States of Osea is ranked 58,384^th in the world and 737^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 28.1 flags saluted per person per day.