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Most Compassionate Citizens: 184thNicest Citizens: 216thMost Pacifist: 290th
The Unpretentious Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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Allenstan

Population20.007 billion

CapitalSp÷kdjur
LeaderAllen

Currencyperun
Animaltarsier

The Unpretentious Republic of Allenstan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Allen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.007 billion Allenstanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sp÷kdjur. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Allenstanian economy, worth 128 trillion peruns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,409 peruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that Allen dislikes are turned away at the border, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, immigrants who don't like the taste of Allenstanian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Allenstan's national animal is the tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Allenstan is ranked 104,884th in the world and 14th in The Cuckoos Egg for Most Authoritarian, with 653.26 milliStalins.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 184thNicest Citizens: 216thMost Pacifist: 290thMost Rebellious Youth: 454thHighest Crime Rates: 790thBest Weather: 839thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,705thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,965thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,212thLargest Populations: 6,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,423rdMost Armed: 9,047thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,473rdTop
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Largest Governments: 15,236thMost Secular: 15,851stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,046thMost Inclusive: 16,732ndLargest Black Market: 18,425thSmartest Citizens: 19,245th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, immigrants who don't like the taste of Allenstanian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, foreign musicians that Allen dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, most ambassadors from Allenstan retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Allenstan, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.

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