The Dictatorship of Allegrubendeutschland is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 74 million Allegrubendeutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The Allegrubendeutschlandian economy, worth 4.32 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 58,366 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allegrubendeutschland's national animal is the Black Eagle.

Allegrubendeutschland is ranked 75,118^th in the world and 4^th in The SCP Foundation for Most Extreme, scoring 26.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.