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Fattest Citizens: 138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189th
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Allanea

Population38.787 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.787 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 14,245 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,284 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,934,752 per year while the poor average 37,154, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Allanean restaurants, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 2,155th in the world and 1st in Greater Prussia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,005.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189thHighest Economic Output: 202ndLargest Populations: 251stMost Avoided: 262ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 339thHighest Disposable Incomes: 342ndLargest Gambling Industry: 365thLargest Mining Sector: 397thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 437thRudest Citizens: 485thHighest Crime Rates: 524thMost Armed: 550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 572ndMost Stationary: 677thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 880thLargest Insurance Industry: 948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,000thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,048thHighest Average Incomes: 1,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,416thMost Efficient Economies: 1,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,474thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,712thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,790thLargest Retail Industry: 1,879thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,155thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,162ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,559thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,630thSmartest Citizens: 4,514thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,564thMost Influential: 6,913thLargest Governments: 8,196thMost Cultured: 8,817thLargest Black Market: 10,431stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,694thMost Secular: 15,414thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,423rdHighest Drug Use: 18,852ndMost Pro-Market: 19,875thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,481st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Allanean restaurants.
  • : Allanea's influence in Greater Prussia rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.

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