The Jack of All Trade is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jack O'falltrade with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.298 billion Tradies are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The a Tradie economy, worth 488 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,536 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in All Trade to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Trade's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Trading.

All Trade is ranked 93,413^th in the world and 13^th in Jyzeria for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.