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This soil is our blood. Leader
Most Subsidized Industry: 41stMost Devout: 86thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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All-revolutionary Russia is attempting to exterminate zombies with military force.

People:296,316,845
Zombies:4,814,013,659
Dead:1,929,259,607
Survival Rate:4.21%

All-revolutionary Russia

Population7.039 billion

CurrencyRubel
AnimalRussian Bear

The Empire of All-revolutionary Russia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.11 billion russians, 4.814 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,021 trillion Rubels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,218 Rubels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All-revolutionary Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All-revolutionary Russia is ranked 316,383rd in the world and 6,065th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 2.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 41stMost Devout: 86thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108thMost Ignorant Citizens: 170thMost Primitive: 242ndMost Avoided: 418thMost Corrupt Governments: 557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 678thFattest Citizens: 1,008thMost Efficient Economies: 1,187thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,431stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,862ndLargest Black Market: 2,228thLargest Mining Sector: 2,402ndLargest Governments: 2,556thMost Patriotic: 2,593rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,068thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,500thRudest Citizens: 5,557thNudest: 5,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,079thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,733rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,109thHighest Economic Output: 13,807thLargest Retail Industry: 14,035thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,517thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,500thMost Conservative: 16,685thMost Authoritarian: 20,692ndMost Armed: 24,293rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionNudest: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 165th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 303rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 323rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 382nd in the regionMost Conservative: 409th in the regionMost Armed: 429th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 448th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : All-revolutionary Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.

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