All-revolutionary Russia is attempting to exterminate zombies with military force.
People: | 296,316,845 |
Zombies: | 4,814,013,659 |
Dead: | 1,929,259,607 |
Survival Rate: | 4.21% |
Population | 7.039 billion |
Currency | Rubel |
Animal | Russian Bear |
The Empire of All-revolutionary Russia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.11 billion russians, 4.814 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,021 trillion Rubels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,218 Rubels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All-revolutionary Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
All-revolutionary Russia is ranked 316,383rd in the world and 6,065th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 2.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
- : All-revolutionary Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
- : Following new legislation in All-revolutionary Russia, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.