The Eternal Imperium of All-Existence is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Senior Primus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.586 billion Kita are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CenCom-dStat-A001A. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kita economy, worth 598 trillion energy-credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,616 energy-credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, news headlines usually include p-values, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All-Existence's national animal is the Nebular Silicate Dragon-083717, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

All-Existence is ranked 31,244^th in the world and 1^st in Merabloom for Most Authoritarian, with 2,410.87 milliStalins.