The Queendom of Alixen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.713 billion Alixas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Alixan economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion Kurisus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 150,578 Kurisus, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", war vets look after war animals, weather reports simply advise Alixas to 'look outside', and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alixen's national animal is the Upa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alixen is ranked 38,549^th in the world and 7^th in Khuzifenq for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.3 law-abiding acts per hour.