The Empire of Alienware Keyboards is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 704 million Human Resources have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wellington. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Human Resources economy, worth 72.8 trillion Ethereums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 103,478 Ethereums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and Leader is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alienware Keyboards's national animal is the el perro timmy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alienware Keyboards is ranked 152,842^nd in the world and 7,822^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 63.25 on the Hayek Index.