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We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 49thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 51st
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alien Magic

Population39.914 billion

CapitalAlien Magic City
LeaderKang
FaithWorship of the Mighty Kidney

Currencykidney
Animalox

The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.914 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 22,406 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 561,370 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,765,952 per year while the poor average 11,916, a ratio of 400 to 1.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the church encourages double-dipping, weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government, and funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.

Alien Magic is ranked 234th in the world and 2nd in Gatesville Inc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 14,659.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 49thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Disposable Incomes: 72ndFattest Citizens: 72ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81stMost Avoided: 89thHighest Economic Output: 90thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 130thMost Corrupt Governments: 163rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 167thLargest Mining Sector: 169thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 234thMost Devout: 252ndHighest Average Incomes: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 378thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 845thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,062ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,289thRudest Citizens: 1,363rdLargest Populations: 1,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,608thMost Stationary: 2,006thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,258thLowest Crime Rates: 3,285thNudest: 3,872ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,944thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,162ndMost Influential: 7,772ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,083rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,864thLargest Governments: 9,156thLargest Black Market: 13,966thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,606thMost Conservative: 18,238thMost Armed: 19,425thMost Patriotic: 20,188thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,050thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,320th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, the church encourages double-dipping.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.

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