The Galactic Republic of Alexzonya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Arthur Bailess with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 22.821 billion Arkasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horizon Center. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arkasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,411 trillion Arkasian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 280,943 Arkasian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A passport is literally priceless, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alexzonya's national animal is the Horizon Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alexzonya is ranked 2,066^th in the world and 1^st in Limitless Universe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.44 law-abiding acts per hour.