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The Eternal Empire will reign supreme. Emperor Valkorion
Largest Retail Industry: 112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 173rdLargest Insurance Industry: 277th
The Eternal Empire of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alexander the Magnus

Population7.861 billion

CapitalAlexandria Capitis
LeaderEmperor Valkorion
FaithVorinism

CurrencyAlexandrian Sovereigns
AnimalAlexandrian King Cheetah

The Eternal Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Valkorion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.861 billion Alexandrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria Capitis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,147 trillion Alexandrian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 527,667 Alexandrian Sovereigns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,250,546 per year while the poor average 37,277, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Emperor Valkorion's stash", chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Alexandrian King Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 2,216th in the world and 3rd in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,246.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 173rdLargest Insurance Industry: 277thHighest Average Incomes: 300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 328thMost Corrupt Governments: 383rdMost Efficient Economies: 384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 448thMost Subsidized Industry: 453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 549thMost Patriotic: 594thMost Devout: 628thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 725thLargest Black Market: 762ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 786thMost Armed: 814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 919thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,034thLargest Mining Sector: 1,066thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,215thMost Avoided: 1,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,073rdFattest Citizens: 2,117thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,216thLargest Governments: 2,337thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,200thRudest Citizens: 3,355thHighest Economic Output: 3,499thLowest Crime Rates: 3,695thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,913thMost Influential: 5,715thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,731stMost Cultured: 6,813thMost Developed: 7,277thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,839thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,518thMost Conservative: 12,366thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,673rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,294th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alexander the Magnus, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Alexander the Magnus, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
  • : Following new legislation in Alexander the Magnus, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Alexander the Magnus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Alexander the Magnus's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Alexander the Magnus, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Emperor Valkorion's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Alexander the Magnus, Alexander the Magnus isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Alexander the Magnus, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Alexander the Magnus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Alexander the Magnus, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.

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