The Precious Gemnation of Alecxsanbhrine is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alexandra Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.868 billion Alecxsanbhrineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandritia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alecxsanbhrinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Alexandrites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,822 Alexandrites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, all you have to do is pray to get into Alecxsanbhrine, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown. Alecxsanbhrine's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Alecxsanbhrine is ranked 277,142^nd in the world and 44^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -26.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.