The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Edward Norris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.608 billion Aleandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulmaria. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aleandian economy, worth 179 trillion Aleandian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,473 Aleandian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Ulmaria, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Aleandian Hawk, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleandia's national animal is the Aleandian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aleandia is ranked 283,149^th in the world and 7^th in The Etherian International for Most Conservative, scoring 27.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.