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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 219th Most Influential: 399th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,321st
The Bizarre Adventures of
Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.127 billion

CapitalNew Aldion
LeaderQueen Elizabeth Alshire

AnimalGrey Vield

The Bizarre Adventures of Aldion is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth Alshire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.127 billion Aldionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Aldion. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aldionian economy, worth 981 trillion Alandors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,724 Alandors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the ABI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown. Aldion's national animal is the Grey Vield, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Solairian.

Aldion is ranked 1,999th in the world and 53rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 16,844.98 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 219thMost Influential: 399thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,321stLargest Retail Industry: 1,609thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,937thLargest Mining Sector: 1,999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,091stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,734thMost Avoided: 2,893rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,046thLargest Black Market: 3,235thHighest Average Incomes: 3,263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,695thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,707thFattest Citizens: 4,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,810thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,039thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,236thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,820thSmartest Citizens: 9,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,303rdHighest Economic Output: 14,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,401stMost Devout: 15,611thLargest Governments: 16,781st
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Avoided: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 256th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 309th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 333rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 403rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 411th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 519th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 544th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 599th in the regionMost Devout: 724th in the regionMost Armed: 787th in the regionLargest Governments: 801st in the regionMost Cultured: 866th in the region

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