The Federal Republic of Aldeion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Vanz Vitriol with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.29 billion Aldei have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alhalle. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aldeic economy, worth 362 trillion Shellings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,509 Shellings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aldeion's national animal is the Aldei Pony, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aldeion is ranked 21,364^th in the world and 3^rd in Fukuoka for Highest Average Incomes, with 158,509.79 Standard Monetary Units.