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Most Influential: 2,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,580thMost Inclusive: 5,005th
The Pirate Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population1.622 billion

CapitalAlbatraoz City
LeaderPirate King Elbani


The Pirate Commonwealth of Albatraoz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pirate King Elbani with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.622 billion Albatraotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albatraoz City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albatraotian economy, worth 151 trillion Pecoons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,338 Pecoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only film released this month was "Atheistvengers: Scientific Literacy War", the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown. Albatraoz's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albatraoz is ranked 10,394th in the world and 285th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 89.37 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Influential: 2,644thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,580thMost Inclusive: 5,005thBest Weather: 5,029thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,146thMost Secular: 5,188thNicest Citizens: 5,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,575thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,696thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,237thMost Pacifist: 7,730thHighest Food Quality: 8,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,911thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,053rdMost Income Equality: 10,394thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,292ndMost Developed: 11,827thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,101stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,996thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,992ndLargest Governments: 16,142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,193rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,307thSmartest Citizens: 17,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,288thMost Cultured: 19,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,467thHighest Drug Use: 22,101stMost Politically Free: 22,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,770th
Most Politically Free: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionMost Inclusive: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 138th in the regionNicest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionMost Secular: 161st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 178th in the regionMost Extreme: 179th in the regionMost Pacifist: 193rd in the region

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