The United Socialist States of Albania 3 is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 893 million Triplebanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Albania 3ian economy, worth 98.0 trillion Serbian fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,788 Serbian fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, anti-government web sites are springing up, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania 3's national animal is the wild BMW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trje.
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The People's Republic of Red Sanguina.
- : Following new legislation in Albania 3, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Vikedum.
- : Following new legislation in Albania 3, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Albania 3 endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Jamkamohr.
- : Albania 3 endorsed The United Socialist States of Liberation and Prosperity.
- : Albania 3 endorsed The Federation of Horizontania.
- : Albania 3 endorsed The Community of ClearWaterVillage.
- : Albania 3 endorsed The Federal Republic of Vikedum.
Endorsements Received: 63 » Duravia, Saltspring Island, Doultrenia, Esgeirimmen, Minahasa, Fairfax Soviet Republic, Andogeesia, Upcrus, Karlos, Terranova-Serre, Anarcho Syndicalist Korea, Restart, Absurd Land, Islati Scyia, Morabai, Zerphen, Clania Miyal, The Commune of Meddle, Golinistan, Attempted Socialism, Bohstavia, Medlidande, Rhedaria, Bihastria, Democratic Manceff, Weaventingost, Nova Erie, El Rift, Moqraine, New Ordiel Kalibleland, Lackinsar, East Nazareth, Suthseaxe, Bernieland Republic, Bunkaiia, Tennequin, Darfaria, Really marxism, Soberanos-Socialistas, Choigzonion, Sovirizst, The Midwestern Union for Prosperity, Alphonsia, Carrico, Tsaien, The Mighty River, Meorlanorde, Ripuaria-Limburg, Rainsfield, The Anarchic Collective of Z, and 13 others.Pertsjan, Quigon, Ontopia, Ainares, International Socialist Union, Space Lads, Xizhong, Sino-Terranesia, Erin World, Mecha Louisiana, Vikedum, Red Sanguina, and Trje.