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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,632ndMost Influential: 3,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,215th
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Albania 3

Population2.538 billion


CurrencySerbian fingers
Animalwild BMW

The United Socialist States of Albania 3 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.538 billion Triplebanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Albania 3ian economy, worth 281 trillion Serbian fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 110,949 Serbian fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Albania 3ian grocery store, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania 3's national animal is the wild BMW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoxhaism.

Albania 3 is ranked 29,828th in the world and 21st in The Internationale for Most Extreme, scoring 33.79 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,632ndTop
Most Influential: 3,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,545thMost Inclusive: 4,004thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,124thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,220thMost Pacifist: 4,368thNicest Citizens: 4,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,394thBest Weather: 6,772ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,058thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,295thSafest: 7,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,004thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,395thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,516thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,045thHealthiest Citizens: 9,485thMost Developed: 9,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,109thLargest Governments: 10,484thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,017thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,080thLowest Crime Rates: 13,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,909thMost Cultured: 16,339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,437thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,803rdMost Politically Free: 17,095thHighest Drug Use: 17,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,701stMost Efficient Economies: 17,792ndMost Secular: 18,428thMost Income Equality: 21,200th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the region

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