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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 790thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,448th
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Albania 3

Population893 million


CurrencySerbian fingers
Animalwild BMW

The United Socialist States of Albania 3 is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 893 million Triplebanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albania 3ian economy, worth 98.0 trillion Serbian fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,788 Serbian fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, anti-government web sites are springing up, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania 3's national animal is the wild BMW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albania 3 is ranked 9,530th in the world and 63rd in The Internationale for Most Developed, scoring 90.09 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 790thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,448thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,802ndMost Inclusive: 3,894thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,943rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,968thMost Pacifist: 4,107thNicest Citizens: 4,338thMost Influential: 4,982ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,875thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,691stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,718thBest Weather: 9,338thSafest: 9,485thHealthiest Citizens: 9,508thMost Developed: 9,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,661stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,886thLargest Governments: 11,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,641stLowest Crime Rates: 12,886thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,453rdSmartest Citizens: 13,492ndMost Income Equality: 13,630thHighest Drug Use: 14,234thMost Politically Free: 14,491stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,940thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,146thMost Cultured: 15,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,297thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,732nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the region

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