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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 745thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,427th
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Albania 3

Population1.333 billion


CurrencySerbian fingers
Animalwild BMW

The United Socialist States of Albania 3 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.333 billion Triplebanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albania 3ian economy, worth 149 trillion Serbian fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 112,336 Serbian fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Albania 3ian grocery store, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania 3's national animal is the wild BMW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoxhaism.

Albania 3 is ranked 14,818th in the world and 80th in The Internationale for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 20,676.67 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 745thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,427thMost Inclusive: 3,585thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,760thMost Influential: 3,791stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,821stMost Pacifist: 3,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,031stNicest Citizens: 4,076thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,432ndBest Weather: 7,322ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,771stSafest: 7,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,586thHealthiest Citizens: 9,010thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,229thMost Developed: 9,292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,747thLargest Governments: 10,173rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,771stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,680thSmartest Citizens: 12,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,818thMost Politically Free: 15,790thMost Cultured: 16,052ndMost Income Equality: 16,235thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,325thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,443rdHighest Drug Use: 16,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,148thMost Secular: 17,637thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,709thMost Efficient Economies: 17,776th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the region

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