Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,665thMost Influential: 3,229thMost Patriotic: 4,485th
The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.481 billion

CapitalTirana 2
LeaderSkanderbeg 2
FaithIslam 2

Currencygood boy point

The Sultanate of Albania2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Skanderbeg 2 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.481 billion Albania2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana 2. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albania2ian economy, worth 511 trillion good boy points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,937 good boy points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, all footpaths have tollbooths, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania2's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam 2.

Albania2 is ranked 71,744th in the world and 1,926th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 37.41 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,665thTop
Most Influential: 3,229thMost Patriotic: 4,485thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,801stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,900thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,577thLargest Black Market: 7,208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,924thLargest Retail Industry: 11,561stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,414thMost Conservative: 15,664thHighest Average Incomes: 15,997thLowest Crime Rates: 16,004thMost Authoritarian: 17,320thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,322ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,607thLargest Governments: 22,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 24,929thLargest Mining Sector: 26,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,008th
Most Patriotic: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 319th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 329th in the regionMost Influential: 380th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 400th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 424th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 524th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 550th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 552nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 598th in the regionLargest Governments: 611th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 617th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 649th in the regionMost Stationary: 712th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 715th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 736th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 749th in the regionMost Developed: 849th in the regionMost Conservative: 862nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 877th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 910th in the regionLargest Populations: 919th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 941st in the region

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