The Sultanate of Albania2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Skanderbeg 2 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.481 billion Albania2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana 2. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albania2ian economy, worth 511 trillion good boy points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,937 good boy points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, all footpaths have tollbooths, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania2's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam 2.

Albania2 is ranked 71,744^th in the world and 1,926^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 37.41 quips per hour.