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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,929thMost Influential: 3,489thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,948th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.42 billion

CapitalAlaninia City


The Empire of Alaninia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.42 billion Alaninians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alaninia City. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alaninian economy, worth 336 trillion Als a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 76,168 Als, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Alaninia City for fear of causing a fuss, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaninia's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alaninia is ranked 10,310th in the world and 298th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,686.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,929thMost Influential: 3,489thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,866thMost Pacifist: 5,646thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,453rdSafest: 7,323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,370thBest Weather: 10,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,310thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,397thNicest Citizens: 10,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,959thHealthiest Citizens: 12,782ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,422ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,918thMost Cultured: 15,317thHighest Food Quality: 15,410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,605thMost Inclusive: 16,988thLowest Crime Rates: 18,651stMost Developed: 19,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,780thSmartest Citizens: 22,557thMost Income Equality: 25,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,993rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 165th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 194th in the regionMost Pacifist: 204th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionSafest: 244th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 274th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 298th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 317th in the regionBest Weather: 335th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 371st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 379th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Influential: 419th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 422nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 423rd in the regionMost Cultured: 461st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 463rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 464th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 518th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 526th in the regionMost Developed: 574th in the regionMost Inclusive: 625th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 699th in the regionLargest Populations: 771st in the regionLargest Governments: 780th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 799th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 800th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 831st in the region

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