The Empire of AKK is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kroll with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.075 billion Akkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krochensk. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Akkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Krols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,361 Krols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AKK's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AKK is ranked 38,448^th in the world and 2,446^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.34 law-abiding acts per hour.