Population | 2.818 billion |
Capital | Kamurocho |
Leader | Akira Nishikiyama |
Currency | Japanese Yen |
Animal | Koi Fish |
The Kyodai of Akira Nishikiyama is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Akira Nishikiyama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.818 billion Akira Nishikiyamen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamurocho. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Akira Nishikiyaman economy, worth 464 trillion Japanese Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 164,735 Japanese Yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 603,328 per year while the poor average 31,872, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.
Grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akira Nishikiyama's national animal is the Koi Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Akira Nishikiyama is ranked 306,398th in the world and 1st in Nishikiyama Family for Most Primitive, scoring -384.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
- : Akira Nishikiyama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Akira Nishikiyama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Akira Nishikiyama, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.