The Arta ar Tol Foina of Ainulindalion is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ainulindalion with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 42.736 billion Ainulindalionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The all-consuming Ainulindalionian economy, worth a remarkable 5,287 trillion payments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 123,725 payments, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned peopleball fields, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainulindalion's national animal is the people, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainulindalion is ranked 65,746^th in the world and 6^th in Dor Lomin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.73 law-abiding acts per hour.