The Defensive End of Aidan Hutchinson is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working population of 1.393 billion Aidan Hutchinsonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The Aidan Hutchinsonian economy, worth 76.6 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,967 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, the Aidan Hutchinsonian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidan Hutchinson's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Aidan Hutchinson is ranked 153,113^th in the world and 19^th in detroit lions for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,207.54 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.