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Swordsman of Slaughter the Governor
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,762ndLargest Populations: 6,732ndMost Conservative: 10,977th
The State of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ahura Masda

Population26.352 billion

CapitalWestminster
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Ahura Masda is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.352 billion Ahura Masdans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The thriving Ahura Masdan economy, worth 890 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 33,774 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 103,172 per year while the poor average 8,569, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, elections have been outlawed, Ahura Masda has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ahura Masda in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ahura Masda's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ahura Masda is ranked 150,404th in the world and 8th in Yaounde for Most Stationary, with 159.77425191108 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,762ndLargest Populations: 6,732ndMost Conservative: 10,977thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,027thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,227th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ahura Masda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
  • : Ahura Masda's influence in Yaounde rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Ahura Masda relocated from Lazarus to Yaounde.
  • : Ahura Masda was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Ahura Masda ceased to exist in Yaounde.
  • : Ahura Masda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Ahura Masda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Ahura Masda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Ahura Masda changed its national leader to "the Governor".
  • : Following new legislation in Ahura Masda, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ahura Masda in an international press conference.

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