The Forgotten State of Ahma is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.313 billion Ahmas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Näätämö. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,849 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown. Ahma's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahma is ranked 10,531^st in the world and 56^th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 1,375.7504736858 Days.