The Forgotten State of Ahma is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.283 billion Ahmas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Näätämö. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,566 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown. Ahma's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahma is ranked 1,507^th in the world and 3^rd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 118.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.