The Absolute Democratic monarchy of Afrikaans J is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Ryancy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.212 billion Afrikaans Jians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mamako. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Afrikaans Jian economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion bows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,180 bows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

One can wake up in Afrikaans J and have breakfast in Bigtopia, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afrikaans J's national animal is the Tigers, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrikaans J is ranked 76,469^th in the world and 2,526^th in Osiris for Nudest, with 185.25 cheeks per square mile.