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Nós somos coelhinhos Pedro Trancoso de Almeida
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,345thMost Secular: 12,285thLargest Black Market: 14,759th
The União of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Afonsonecas

Population3.94 billion

CapitalSoure
LeaderPedro Trancoso de Almeida
FaithAtheism

Currencyelhinho
Animalcoelho

The União of Afonsonecas is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pedro Trancoso de Almeida with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.94 billion Sourenses are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soure. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sourense economy, worth 431 trillion elhinhoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,468 elhinhoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afonsonecas's national animal is the coelho, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Afonsonecas is ranked 180,596th in the world and 8th in Portugal de Esquerda for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 271.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,345thMost Secular: 12,285thLargest Black Market: 14,759thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,995thHealthiest Citizens: 19,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,687thBest Weather: 21,542ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,925thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,037thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,868thMost Patriotic: 24,921stMost Cultured: 24,996thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,141stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,010thHighest Food Quality: 27,442ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30,446th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Afonsonecas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
  • : Afonsonecas was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Afonsonecas, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.

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