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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,909thMost Primitive: 15,143rd
The Republic of
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Contender
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Civil Rights
Few
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Strong
Political Freedom
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Afghanistannanigans

Population5.278 billion

CapitalAfghanistannania
LeaderTed from accounting
FaithOil

CurrencyMoney
Animalcamel

The Republic of Afghanistannanigans is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ted from accounting with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.278 billion Afghanistannanigans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Afghanistannania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The strong Afghanistannanigan economy, worth 331 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,824 Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,786 per year while the poor average 14,824, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Euthanasia is illegal, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation, it's always rabbit season, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Afghanistannanigans's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oil.

Afghanistannanigans is ranked 50,786th in the world and 4th in The Desert for Most Stationary, with 886.8924532218 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,909thTop
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Most Primitive: 15,143rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,950thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,956thMost Devout: 28,477th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Afghanistannanigans, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanistannanigans, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanistannanigans, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation.
  • : Afghanistannanigans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanistannanigans, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Afghanistannanigans's influence in The Desert rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Afghanistannanigans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanistannanigans, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanistannanigans, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanistannanigans, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Afghanistannanigan politicians.

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