For our homeland, always ready! President Anthony Jackson
Most Secular: 227thRudest Citizens: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282nd
The Republic of
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Population7.558 billion

LeaderPresident Anthony Jackson


The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.558 billion Aetulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,492 trillion Drakkars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 329,738 Drakkars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, billions of Drakkars are being blown on orbital weapons development, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aetulia is ranked 172,276th in the world and 9,118th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.52 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Secular: 227thRudest Citizens: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 506thMost Influential: 580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 653rdLargest Retail Industry: 677thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 703rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 926thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,107thMost Cultured: 1,196thHighest Average Incomes: 1,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,406thSmartest Citizens: 1,492ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,616thMost Efficient Economies: 1,712thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,810thMost Developed: 2,123rdMost Armed: 2,505thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,829thHealthiest Citizens: 4,365thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,783rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,905thHighest Economic Output: 5,025thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,236thLargest Governments: 6,034thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,172ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,302ndTop
Largest Black Market: 9,035thLowest Crime Rates: 10,409thHighest Drug Use: 10,879thMost Stationary: 11,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,076thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,893rd
Most Secular: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 74th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 182nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 214th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 242nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 242nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 249th in the regionMost Stationary: 265th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 284th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 296th in the regionLargest Black Market: 314th in the regionLargest Governments: 321st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 444th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 535th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 540th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 547th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 607th in the regionLargest Populations: 633rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 794th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aetulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Safe Syringe Use".
  • : Aetulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Benevolent Thomas".
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Aetulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, billions of Drakkars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Aetulia endorsed The Commonwealth of New Caledon.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 278 » Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Cloydicia, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Corfad, PlanetPunk, Omnistria, New Pruessen, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Buckerino, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Bearical, North Bratislava, Steraz, Newpromisedland, Ninjak30, Dreadton, Maott, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Napnomadia, Malta Comino Gozo, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Amauri, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Kasazzastan, Guer Aike, General COE, Partax, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siwale, Niradans, Joodey, Unsophisticate, Selfgradatude, and 228 others.The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Egalico, Solmetria, Jasminlandia, Warsaw-Halicz, Ethnon, The Stratosphere Islands, Mazeoftime, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ibiscaton, The Most Freedom Ever, Orado, Acrabinnia, Orven, Empy, The Austro Germanic Union, Sea Ghost, Misuvelia, Haor Chall, Sacrento, Plangainer, Asgardira, Soviet Terran, Steampunk Ariel, Angwayster, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Valhalla123, Amerian States, Rkainjel, British Pacific Islands, Cors Evia, Sunaiya, East Spopovichka, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Karazan, Chukstik Illahi, Pomur, French Bananastan, Holy Marcus Empire, Bonjoura, Diodone, BrightFutures, Abject Ludicrosity, Pauliestien, Legendsland, New Austra, North Armatas, Sockmanland, Moubarakistan, Brettenia, Centromuria, Free Culture, Republic of New Atlantis, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Rynion, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Kuveria, Fararabistan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Idumetala, Xentherida, Solidair, Goyanes, Astrind, Glurponia, Zumlandia, New Trisone, SORT, Kenatara, Wisconsota, Seenvorland, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Longsword01, Runeda, Avemterra, Daiz, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, New Octicarg, PotatoFarmers, New Flos, Zokk, Lesbian Femdom, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, Fizban, Solskjar, VietAnhland, Nguvu na Kiburi, Delmak, Miruma, Ponantine, Tellavinna, Serendipita Martia, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, Lendara, Eteles, Neworva, Universal State Formula, NabMex, Clan Spaniel, Wallachian People, Xagill, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Zecit, Yukti, New Holloway, Pazair, Phoeba, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, United Anglo-America, Zyvetskistaahn, Baldova, Fraguale Cothe, Eravonia, Brevada, Ravendi, Keventle, Lazadonil, Interdimensional Zone, Jovian Knights, Equestrian Commonwealth, Ateala, Goldenis, U S Eh, Terban Kedah, Umuyyad, 2 and 2 is Fish, Ozstan, Castle Federation, Kara Denome, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Preble, Black Templares, Slacker Ville, Aratani, Maestros haven, Wodan, Palgo, Fendlium, Altmeros, Merconitonitopia, The Navy Blue, Wolfenstinian Order, Deculus, Religioncord, Greater Chimeran Union, Misthas, Philania, Aylwater, Xenja Tomanar, Thoighter, Aenglaland, Ereena, Valshire, Elithea, Valentine Z, Austral States of America, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Volstokn, Angshire, Loli County, Hewani, New Avian, Northern Glory, Cobleck Weleis, Tervel, Arlens Apartment, States of Asra, Frankelin, Lungha, Francois Isidore, Daarwyrth, Alamei, Chekrand, Makersaulache, Imperial Joseon, Bongoni, Lotion Empire, Antineum, Hamerica, God Leon, Newam, Navigator Islands, David Harris, The Black Cathedral, JesseltonTM, Impact Antima, Valatic Ash, Cyberspacea, Kelvaros Prime, Porlock, Get Away From Me, The Swedish Soviet Republic, Dakota Territories, Kinegiener, Woodsend, Nimarya, Wit Noreis, Yokciq Empire, Hyphen, Godfist, Texas States, Haminkwarea, Fregeleadia, The New Communist Republic Of States, Democratu, and New Caledon.

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