For our homeland, always ready! President Anthony Jackson
Most Secular: 297th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446th Rudest Citizens: 457th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
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Population6.083 billion

LeaderPresident Anthony Jackson


The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.083 billion Aetulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,007 trillion Drakkars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 330,058 Drakkars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,291,280 per year while the poor average 57,472, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, eminent domain has been abolished, everybody's got wood thanks to President Anthony Jackson, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aetulia is ranked 89,742nd in the world and 4,996th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 783.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 297thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446thRudest Citizens: 457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 907thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,043rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,048thHighest Average Incomes: 1,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,364thMost Influential: 1,591stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,625thTop
Most Cultured: 1,720thSmartest Citizens: 1,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,043rdMost Developed: 2,052ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,265thHealthiest Citizens: 2,460thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,241stLargest Black Market: 3,642ndLargest Governments: 3,799thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,612thHighest Economic Output: 5,961stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,617thLowest Crime Rates: 7,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,771stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,054thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,662ndMost Stationary: 13,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,325thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,025thHighest Drug Use: 16,073rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,485th
Most Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Black Market: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 165th in the regionLargest Governments: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 227th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 291st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionMost Stationary: 337th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 338th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 347th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 431st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 499th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 516th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 529th in the regionMost Influential: 642nd in the regionLargest Populations: 697th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 794th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 890th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aetulia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Aetulia endorsed The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Aetulia was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, everybody's got wood thanks to President Anthony Jackson.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Aetulia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, billions of Drakkars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Cloydicia, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Corfad, Sinelona, PlanetPunk, Suicidistan, Omnistria, Justanistan, New Pruessen, Uganda Knuckles UK, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Buckerino, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Bearical, North Bratislava, Bayern-Straubing, Steraz, Newpromisedland, Ninjak30, Dreadton, Ara Antrizuls, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Ainsworth, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Napnomadia, Spartoptia, Ostrinios, Malta Comino Gozo, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Amauri, and 189 others.Wineclaw, Renzic, THX1138, Black Templares, Ozstan, Sil Dorsett, Kasazzastan, Guer Aike, General COE, Rionion, Partax, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siwale, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Joodey, Union of Austria-Hungary, Unsophisticate, Selfgradatude, Q w e r t y, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, The United States of Romania, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, Ofemerica, The Sinclarian Provinces, SchoolHouse Rock, Panama Coalition, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Jasminlandia, SillyString, Sakaryata, Warsaw-Halicz, Osiris-Rex, The Chelles, Divine Eulogy, Far Easter Republic, Ethnon, Sheldanada, Saturns Edge, Guslantis, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Stratosphere Islands, Sanjurika, Spunkland, Kirostan, Mazeoftime, Bohr Einstein, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Camarthen, Novare Res, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Racoda, Ucatski, The Most Freedom Ever, Noiah, Orado, Norostilors, Acrabinnia, Orven, Empy, The Austro Germanic Union, The Cascade Regions, VarDrade, Sea Ghost, Misuvelia, Haor Chall, Sacrento, Beta Centauri B3, Plangainer, Asgardira, Peldorn, San Xavier, Soviet Terran, Steampunk Ariel, Angwayster, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Alyrria, Impler, Yeezy, Hircea, Lower Nubia, Sou Tros Soceland, Ka Ching, Intrapolia, Anarcho-Islamystica, Vikingiarchy, Lost Staria, Durgron, The Pantheons, Xandarnia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Frostopia, Californian Redwood, Fayyayid, Sirecho, The First Ever Galactic Empire, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Norepinephrine, Miruma, Terkoma, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, Ejhsa, Senkaiboashi, National Goats, New Caeitanordia, Amerian States, Slippers, Rkainjel, Yalkan, Tamgu, Seidr Wyrd, British Pacific Islands, Dugariana, Lomjia, Apetopia, Cors Evia, Huks Gares, Aratani, Sunaiya, Thiammyalllaland, Moisus, East Spopovichka, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Iotar, Karazan, Chukstik Illahi, Pomur, French Bananastan, Yummy Blubber, Holy Marcus Empire, Bonjoura, Peolt, Your future world, Ikea Rike, Lesbian Femdom, Diodone, BrightFutures, Afrille, Free Azzaca, Wizarda, Abject Ludicrosity, Fracedonia, Pauliestien, Legendsland, New Austra, North Armatas, COCOPUFFS, Sockmanland, Kingdom of Destsky, Moubarakistan, Scrubbertalia, Genuflect, Wodan, Kosackia, Brettenia, Centromuria, Free Culture, The Black Cathedral, Republic of New Atlantis, Elmo is a commie, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Amoskeag, Noahs Second Country, Vernest Quill, North Altatude, Conservadoria, Former English Colony, Rynion, Helia Geopes, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Kuveria, Antityranicals, Hileville, and Loli County.

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