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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,024thLargest Populations: 15,348th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Aetolia

Population17.467 billion

CapitalThermon

Currencydrachma
Animallion

The Republic of Aetolia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.467 billion Aetolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thermon. The average income tax rate is 62.2%.

The strong Aetolian economy, worth 759 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,497 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aetolia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aetolia is ranked 127,459th in the world and 8th in Attica for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,024thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,348th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Aetolia's influence in Attica rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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