The All-Encompassing Nation of Aeroland Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jonathan Sarsasian with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.219 billion Imperialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluffington. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aerolandian economy, worth 314 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,772 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Aeroland Empire, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Jonathan Sarsasian is a silly poophead, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeroland Empire's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeroland Empire is ranked 102,240^th in the world and 633^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,468.14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.