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Pro gloria falconis potentis!
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,968thMost Patriotic: 5,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,475th
The All-Encompassing Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Aeroland Empire

Population2.219 billion

CapitalBluffington
LeaderJonathan Sarsasian
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFalcon

The All-Encompassing Nation of Aeroland Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jonathan Sarsasian with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.219 billion Imperialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluffington. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aerolandian economy, worth 314 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,772 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Aeroland Empire, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Jonathan Sarsasian is a silly poophead, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeroland Empire's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeroland Empire is ranked 102,240th in the world and 633rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,468.14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,968thMost Patriotic: 5,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,475thMost Influential: 5,606thLowest Crime Rates: 5,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,313thHealthiest Citizens: 8,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,247thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,825thBest Weather: 9,002ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,975thMost Developed: 11,593rdMost Cultured: 11,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,486thLargest Governments: 12,613thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 13,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,214thSafest: 13,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,388thMost Efficient Economies: 14,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,698thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,907thHighest Food Quality: 15,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,299thHighest Average Incomes: 17,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,188thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,378thSmartest Citizens: 18,933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,016thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,719thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,836thMost Authoritarian: 24,672nd
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Most Patriotic: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 121st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 153rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aeroland Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Aeroland Empire was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Coldian.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Jonathan Sarsasian is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Aeroland Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeroland Empire, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.

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