The Meadows of Adorable Kittens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mojo with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.138 billion Catians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kittensian economy, worth a remarkable 4,751 trillion cat gifs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,259 cat gifs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Kittensian satellites can detect it, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adorable Kittens's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adorable Kittens is ranked 1,147^th in the world and 1^st in 00000 A World Power for Lowest Crime Rates, with 166.16 law-abiding acts per hour.