Population | 4.42 billion |
Capital | Adamopolis |
Leader | Dearest Respected Generalissimo Adam |
Faith | Adamism |
Currency | Adamkhazian dollar |
Animal | Adamkhazian blue eagle |
The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dearest Respected Generalissimo Adam with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.42 billion Adamkhazians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Adamkhazian economy, worth 978 trillion Adamkhazian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,305 Adamkhazian dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 827,114 per year while the poor average 41,471, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.
Citizens must pay to enjoy Adamkhazia's pristine beaches, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, shoppers insist that instruction labels exempt their purchases from VAT, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adamkhazia's national animal is the Adamkhazian blue eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Adamism.
Adamkhazia is ranked 130,664th in the world and 9th in The Axis of Evil for Most Stationary, with 252.19215109692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, shoppers insist that instruction labels exempt their purchases from VAT.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, citizens must pay to enjoy Adamkhazia's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Adamkhazia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.