The Youdonthevtoputontheredlait of ACSNumber9 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sting with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.355 billion Anarchistics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ACSNumber9ian economy, worth 576 trillion Message in a Bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 107,673 Message in a Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air ACSNumber9 is rumored to receive more government funding than the ACSNumber9ian Air Force, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Somewhere to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ACSNumber9's national animal is the Rastafarian Cop, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rastafari.

ACSNumber9 is ranked 16,105^th in the world and 361^st in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 115.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.