Population | 5.495 billion |
Capital | Somewhere |
Leader | Paul McCartney |
Faith | Bagism |
Currency | Yoko |
Animal | Beatle |
The May the Sun disintegrate us of ACSNumber8 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Paul McCartney with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.495 billion Anarchistics love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ACSNumber8ian economy, worth 609 trillion Yokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,972 Yokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gossip magazines have pictures of Paul McCartney sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, Somewhere's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ACSNumber8's national animal is the Beatle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bagism.
ACSNumber8 is ranked 11,438th in the world and 268th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 118.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, Somewhere's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, gossip magazines have pictures of Paul McCartney sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : ACSNumber8 was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : ACSNumber8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber8, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.