Population | 6.126 billion |
Capital | BRAIDLANDEN |
Leader | Merkel i do not know |
Faith | Beer |
Currency | Letter |
Animal | Bougainvillea |
The Deutschen Braid Expert of ACSNumber4 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Merkel i do not know with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.126 billion Anarchistics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BRAIDLANDEN. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ACSNumber4ian economy, worth 765 trillion Letters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,901 Letters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There have been reports of people marrying housepets, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, sex changes are routinely performed at ACSNumber4's hospitals, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ACSNumber4's national animal is the Bougainvillea, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Beer.
ACSNumber4 is ranked 248,748th in the world and 3,711th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 148 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, sex changes are routinely performed at ACSNumber4's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Merkel i do not know.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Following new legislation in ACSNumber4, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.