The Kingdom of Achulon Empire is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 278 million Achulon Empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Achulon Empirean economy, worth 14.0 trillion Ingots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,435 Ingots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achulon Empire's national animal is the Fox.

Achulon Empire is ranked 80,089^th in the world and 1,256^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 26.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.