I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way. Lady Gaga
Most Pacifist: 3,855thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,678thSafest: 5,181st
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Population3.375 billion

CapitalFloral Harbour
LeaderLady Gaga
FaithUp to interpretation

CurrencyAcceelese Dollar

The United Nation of Acceel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Gaga with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.375 billion Acceelese people love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floral Harbour. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Acceelese economy, worth 211 trillion Acceelese Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 62,796 Acceelese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lady Gaga is considering changing the Acceelese flag to one with more glitter, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Lady Gaga is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acceel's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Up to interpretation.

Acceel is ranked 161,684th in the world and 219th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Drug Use, scoring 50.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Pacifist: 3,855thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,678thSafest: 5,181stMost Influential: 5,483rdBest Weather: 5,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,837thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,088thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,346thMost Inclusive: 6,477thNicest Citizens: 6,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,873rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,158thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,596thHighest Food Quality: 8,842ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,426thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,534thHealthiest Citizens: 10,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,827thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,921stTop
Most Cultured: 13,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,717thMost Income Equality: 14,723rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,443rdMost Secular: 19,045thSmartest Citizens: 19,881stLowest Crime Rates: 20,491stLargest Governments: 21,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,984th
Most Pacifist: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the region

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