The United Nation of Acceel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Gaga with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.375 billion Acceelese people love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floral Harbour. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Acceelese economy, worth 211 trillion Acceelese Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 62,796 Acceelese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lady Gaga is considering changing the Acceelese flag to one with more glitter, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Lady Gaga is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acceel's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Up to interpretation.

Acceel is ranked 161,684^th in the world and 219^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Drug Use, scoring 50.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.