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Watching, listening.
Nudest: 2,013thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,477thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,666th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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ACC Node 89

Population747 million

Currencyhh
Animalhh

The Republic of ACC Node 89 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 747 million ACC Node 89ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ACC Node 89ian economy, worth 108 trillion hhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,751 hhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time ACC Node 89ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ACC Node 89's national animal is the hh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ACC Node 89 is ranked 9,210th in the world and 7th in Antarctica Compute Cluster for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Nudest: 2,013thTop
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,477thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,666thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,030thRudest Citizens: 6,947thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,313thMost Secular: 7,631stMost Efficient Economies: 7,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,916thMost Cultured: 9,210thMost Patriotic: 9,687thHighest Food Quality: 10,575thLargest Retail Industry: 11,810thNicest Citizens: 12,535thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,941stBest Weather: 13,263rdMost Pacifist: 13,703rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,546thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,535thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,661stMost Inclusive: 16,257thHighest Average Incomes: 17,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,637thMost Developed: 19,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,455thLargest Governments: 21,669thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 25,882ndMost Corrupt Governments: 26,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29,225th
Top
10%
Most Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time ACC Node 89ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, hhs are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : ACC Node 89 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in ACC Node 89, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.

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