The Lord of Cinder of Abyss Watcher is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Abyss Watcher with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.555 billion Abyss Watcherians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Abyss. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The powerhouse Abyss Watcherian economy, worth 498 trillion souls a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 76,092 souls, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abyss Watcher's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Abyss Watcher is ranked 263,556^th in the world and 1^st in Abyss Watchers for Most Authoritarian, with 284.85 milliStalins.