Population | 18.371 billion |
Capital | Antro |
Leader | Presiding Speaker Santiago Silva |
Currency | Absolutian Stamp |
Animal | Toucan |
The People's Socialist Republic of Absolutus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Presiding Speaker Santiago Silva with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 18.371 billion Absolutians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antro. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolutian economy, worth a remarkable 7,976 trillion Absolutian Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 434,174 Absolutian Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, interest in globalism never flags, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolutus's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolutus is ranked 249,749th in the world and 5,275th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 19.06421002112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolutus's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Absolutus, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : Following new legislation in Absolutus, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Absolutus, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Absolutus, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Absolutus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Absolutus was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Following new legislation in Absolutus, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
- : Following new legislation in Absolutus, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Absolutus, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Empire of Lettuce, Arctic Lands, Dakota, Nation6, New French Nation, Chocolatistan, Llanfyrhall, Europeasia, and Cyptopir.