Population | 8.105 billion |
Currency | Lack of creativity |
Animal | At it's finest |
The Boring Puppet of AbsolutelyNotSulen is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.105 billion AbsolutelyNotSulenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.
The thriving AbsolutelyNotSulenian economy, worth 528 trillion Lacks of creativity a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 65,188 Lacks of creativity, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign lack of enthusiasm for AbsolutelyNotSulenian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsolutelyNotSulen's national animal is the At it's finest, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
AbsolutelyNotSulen is ranked 68,257th in the world and 6th in Aux Valkmul for Most Stationary, with 693.75717405068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen's influence in Aux Valkmul rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen's influence in Aux Valkmul rose from "Ambassador" to "Instigator".
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen's influence in Aux Valkmul rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen's influence in Aux Valkmul fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen's influence in Aux Valkmul rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : AbsolutelyNotSulen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.