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Largest Retail Industry: 13,221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,267th
The Boring Puppet of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Dealmaker
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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AbsolutelyNotSulen

Population8.105 billion

CurrencyLack of creativity
AnimalAt it's finest

The Boring Puppet of AbsolutelyNotSulen is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.105 billion AbsolutelyNotSulenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.

The thriving AbsolutelyNotSulenian economy, worth 528 trillion Lacks of creativity a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 65,188 Lacks of creativity, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for AbsolutelyNotSulenian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsolutelyNotSulen's national animal is the At it's finest, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AbsolutelyNotSulen is ranked 68,257th in the world and 6th in Aux Valkmul for Most Stationary, with 693.75717405068 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,267thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,429thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,627th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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