The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.861 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,173 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Bambi has been banned, and in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 176,930^th in the world and 1,021^st in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 761.2 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.