The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.996 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 837 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,742 Dabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 895,473 per year while the poor average 8,898, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise an Empress's name on an hourly basis, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing an Empress's praises, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 202,664^th in the world and 9,856^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.