Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56th Most Influential: 185th Most Ignorant Citizens: 633rd
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population3.158 billion

Leaderan Emperor
FaithEmperor Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.158 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 373 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,387 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 75,017th in the world and 4,098th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 34.1 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Influential: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 633rdMost Primitive: 817thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,186thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,356thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,550thMost Avoided: 2,785thHighest Crime Rates: 3,054thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,548thLargest Retail Industry: 4,622ndNudest: 4,674thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,066thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,016thLargest Black Market: 7,028thLargest Mining Sector: 7,448thFattest Citizens: 7,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,757thTop
Most Secular: 9,409thRudest Citizens: 11,531stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,456thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,410thHighest Drug Use: 16,767th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 69th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 94th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 166th in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 227th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 236th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 259th in the regionFattest Citizens: 261st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 471st in the regionRudest Citizens: 498th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 547th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 662nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 664th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 810th in the region

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