Most Ignorant Citizens: 360thMost Primitive: 432ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 583rd
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population7.861 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.861 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,173 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Bambi has been banned, and in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 176,930th in the world and 1,021st in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 761.2 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 360thMost Primitive: 432ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 583rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 810thLargest Gambling Industry: 885thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,014thHighest Crime Rates: 1,125thMost Influential: 1,139thMost Avoided: 1,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,789thFattest Citizens: 1,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,210thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,156thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,598thLargest Black Market: 5,637thRudest Citizens: 6,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,773rdNudest: 7,457thTop
Most Armed: 12,719thMost Secular: 12,845thMost Efficient Economies: 13,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,293rdHighest Economic Output: 16,960thHighest Average Incomes: 17,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,677th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the region

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