Most Influential: 222ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 330thMost Primitive: 436th
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population6.482 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory vegetarianism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.482 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 896 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,257 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Abjectly Ludicrous Colonial Thesaurus. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 102,022nd in the world and 493rd in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 755.56 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 222ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 330thMost Primitive: 436thLargest Gambling Industry: 690thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 935thHighest Crime Rates: 1,009thMost Avoided: 1,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,690thFattest Citizens: 1,973rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,169thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,474thLargest Retail Industry: 3,044thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,026thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,120thLargest Mining Sector: 5,288thRudest Citizens: 5,755thLargest Black Market: 6,369thNudest: 6,914thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,176thMost Armed: 10,239thTop
Most Secular: 12,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,396thHighest Average Incomes: 16,478thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,962ndHighest Economic Output: 19,091st
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the region

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