Most Influential: 278th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398th Most Ignorant Citizens: 591st
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population3.559 billion

Leaderan Emperor
FaithEmperor Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.559 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 434 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,057 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Abjectly Ludicrous military, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, and it is said that an Abjectly Ludicrous woman's work is never done. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 7,443rd in the world and 270th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 18.31 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Ignorant Citizens: 591stMost Primitive: 607thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,002ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,297thMost Avoided: 2,786thHighest Crime Rates: 3,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,080thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,875thLargest Retail Industry: 4,912thNudest: 4,967thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,442ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,469thLargest Black Market: 5,816thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,021stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,228thFattest Citizens: 7,443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,069thTop
Most Secular: 9,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,845thRudest Citizens: 15,862ndHighest Drug Use: 17,081st
Most Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost Avoided: 91st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 172nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 174th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 186th in the regionNudest: 189th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 221st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 228th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 252nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionFattest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 519th in the regionRudest Citizens: 687th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 841st in the region

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