The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.158 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 373 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,387 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 75,017^th in the world and 4,098^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 34.1 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.