Most Ignorant Citizens: 353rdMost Primitive: 427thMost Influential: 471st
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population7.429 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.429 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,492 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The legal profession considers itself above the law, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 25,120th in the world and 101st in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 353rdMost Primitive: 427thMost Influential: 471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 637thLargest Gambling Industry: 736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 851stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 965thHighest Crime Rates: 1,129thMost Avoided: 1,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,836thFattest Citizens: 2,070thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,360thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,996thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,421stRudest Citizens: 5,066thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,134thLargest Black Market: 5,571stLargest Mining Sector: 5,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,259thNudest: 7,438thTop
Most Armed: 12,244thMost Secular: 12,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,035thMost Efficient Economies: 14,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,421stHighest Average Incomes: 16,227thHighest Economic Output: 17,206thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,565th
Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 101st in the region

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