The People's Republic of Abiyna is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 117 million Abiyns are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Abiynan economy, worth 1.31 trillion shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,178 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abiyna's national animal is the slender-tailed nightjar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abiyna is ranked 32,772^nd in the world and 49^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extreme, scoring 38.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.