The 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 of ABC123 8 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The devout population of 12.003 billion ABC123 8ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ABC123 8ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion wefwefs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,685 wefwefs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 8's national animal is the wefwe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ABC123 8 is ranked 77,160^th in the world and 270^th in Guild Communauty field for Most Patriotic, with 18.21 flags saluted per person per day.