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Pride of the Abacos
Nudest: 2,717thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,330thLargest Mining Sector: 11,275th
The City of
Tyranny by Majority
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Abaco City

Population8.15 billion

CapitalFreeport Grand Abaco

CurrencyGrand Abacoan Dollar
Animalkiwi

The City of Abaco City is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.15 billion Abacoes enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport Grand Abaco. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Abacoan economy, worth 535 trillion Grand Abacoan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,686 Grand Abacoan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abaco City's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abaco City is ranked 64,093rd in the world and 2nd in Safan for Most Stationary, with 746.8976817074 days.

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Nudest: 2,717thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,330thLargest Mining Sector: 11,275thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,604thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,525thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,089thLargest Black Market: 20,757th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abaco City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Abaco City was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Abaco City, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Abaco City, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Abaco City, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Abaco City, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Abaco City, Abaco City's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Abaco City's influence in Safan fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Abaco City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : Abaco City was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Hayseed swamp, infecting 469 million survivors.

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