NATION

PASSWORD

Stop throwing tomatoes Spunchbob
Nudest: 7,102ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,395thMost Authoritarian: 13,485th
The Akwarrrd of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ab 1

Population3.292 billion

CapitalDark Joke RD
LeaderSpunchbob
FaithDark jokes

CurrencyCheesy joke
AnimalNo animals because they all left

The Akwarrrd of Ab 1 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spunchbob with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.292 billion Bad joker are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Joke RD. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Baddest joker economy, worth 242 trillion Cheesy jokes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,588 Cheesy jokes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

An underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ab 1's national animal is the No animals because they all left, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark jokes.

Ab 1 is ranked 148,992nd in the world and 213th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 165.47533159572 days.

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Nudest: 7,102ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,395thMost Authoritarian: 13,485thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,457thTop
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Best Weather: 19,050thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,552ndMost Primitive: 19,796thMost Patriotic: 26,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,886th
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Most Authoritarian: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Ab 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Ab 1, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Spunchbob's throne.

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