My father should have chosen even better words Cęsar Morchonicus IV
Lowest Crime Rates: 642ndMost Patriotic: 663rdMost Developed: 917th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.45 billion

LeaderCęsar Morchonicus IV
FaithOrthodoxy of Vistibule


The Empire of Aandruzognivia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cęsar Morchonicus IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.45 billion Aandruzognivians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapapheperoma. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aandruzognivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,019 trillion Dinariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,974 Dinariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Aandruzognivian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aandruzognivia's national animal is the Ęgela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy of Vistibule.

Aandruzognivia is ranked 257,666th in the world and 7,008th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -58 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 642ndMost Patriotic: 663rdMost Developed: 917thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,028thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,101stHealthiest Citizens: 1,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,194thLargest Governments: 1,238thMost Secular: 1,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,461stSmartest Citizens: 1,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,968thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,311thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,070thHighest Food Quality: 3,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,351stMost Inclusive: 3,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,209thBest Weather: 4,212thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,332ndMost Influential: 4,432ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,517thMost Cultured: 4,983rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,389thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,871stMost Authoritarian: 7,958thHighest Economic Output: 9,403rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,074thNicest Citizens: 14,685thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,050thMost Conservative: 25,916th
Most Patriotic: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 92nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125th in the regionBest Weather: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 144th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 247th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionNicest Citizens: 314th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 391st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 480th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Extreme: 625th in the region

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