The 👌︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎👎︎ 💧︎⚐︎👍︎✋︎✌︎☹︎✋ of Aanchean is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Head of Council Ian Griffin with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.772 billion Aancheanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arivania. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aancheanian economy, worth 147 trillion quarterdollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,157 quarterdollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Arivania for fear of causing a fuss, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aanchean's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Aanchean is ranked 208,652^nd in the world and 298^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 40.15 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.